Sunday, November 15, 2009

Announcing a New Social Networking Site


I have decided to cash in on the popularity of social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace by starting a new social networking site for the lewd, crude and non-prude.

Members of this new social networking site will be invited to post their favorite racist jokes in “Ain’t that Fanny” and their favorite sexist jokes in “Wisecracks”.

In "Out House" members may write totally false and embarrassing accusations about people they know and even those they don’t know, especially celebrities, politicians, bankers, lawyers, religious leaders, bosses, ex-partners and in-laws. Members may also post real or concocted embarrassing photos and videos of such people in “Ass the World Turns”.

If members want advice about dating, investments, diets, or just someone to listen, they can write to “Dear E. Ear”.

Chat rooms will enable social intercourse among multiple conversation partners where it seem like the conversation is as close as cheek to cheek.

A special educational component will allow dedicated users to earn a certificates or even a B.S. degree in Scatology.

A “find that buddy” feature will help members find old fraternity, sorority and drinking companions by beer, wine, or liquor brand name or name of their favorite mixed drink.

“The Plumber’s Assistant” will feature the latest fashions for discreetly or non-discretely showing off one’s assets.

I’m still playing with possible names for this social networking site but am currently leaning toward calling it “ButtBook”.

2 comments:

Abundancetrek said...

I love it!

I am now following your blog. I blog regularly at http://johnawilde.blogspot.com/

I'm a retired Presbyterian Pastor in Utica area.

love, john + www.abundancetrek.com + "We can have a democracy or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of the few. We cannot have both." – Justice Louis Brandeis quoted by William Sloane Coffin in Credo

John Edward Harris said...

Welcome aboard John. Please feel free to comment often.